Sunday, September 28, 2014

Wednesday, June 25, 2014


PLAN: Never go to Jamaica, Queens. Unless I'm okay with police rescuing me from inside McDonalds, butcher knife stuck in my back.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Wicked: flash fiction, or whatever

I wrote a short children's story meant for adults yesterday. I turned it into a chapbook. It's called, Wicked. It's about a felt hat that sips on milk.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

This is how I relax

I listen to Mia Farrow reading an audiobook of Ira Levin's Rosemary's Baby...